Adult Humor Quotes: Smile while you still have teeth
Below, we gathered some of the filthiest, dirtiest, or simply funniest jokes of the day that the little ones would be better off not hearing. That was just an insect.
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When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
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“I'm sick of following my dreams, man.
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Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. 2. “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne. Funny Adult Jokes for grownups with a sense of humor about the horizontal cha-cha. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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May 1, 2023 · The Englishman sweetly asks his wife, “Pass the honey, honey.
Smile while you still have teeth.
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Andrewcarson
Thursday 4th of July 2024, 05:26:58 PM
Wave 25: Upgrade commander to level 2, upgrade DJ to level 2, & use CALL OF ARMS
Musicbysazid
Tuesday 2nd of July 2024, 05:18:39 AM
Todos hemos conocido a una Regina en nuestras vidas
Zacklamprey
Sunday 30th of June 2024, 03:22:50 PM
‘A problem exists only when you interpret a situation as a problem ,otherwise there is no problem’ love it.
Keyofg
Thursday 27th of June 2024, 10:53:09 AM
Those are SU-27 fighter aircraft.
Jambokaka
Tuesday 25th of June 2024, 07:13:41 AM
Man, it's so strange; it hurt when KotH finally came to a close and stopped airing on Adult Swim and this is another classic that will be missed. When I saw Tom wave goodbye, that one was right in my heartstrings
Therobertcookie
Saturday 22nd of June 2024, 02:58:23 PM
not bad watch the resident evil zero version of this :D
Sylviaobrien
Thursday 20th of June 2024, 06:19:05 AM
YOLO fantastic by all standard
User-hjufnrb
Monday 17th of June 2024, 12:29:43 AM
3:47 - 4:17 cure for depression
Kenjinajera
Saturday 15th of June 2024, 01:53:25 AM
Yo Jimmy,
Bawooge
Thursday 13th of June 2024, 10:16:15 AM
Classic!
Hossambaje
Monday 10th of June 2024, 12:14:59 PM
this is degenerate af and I truly worry for anybody who watches this unironically
Alexandrerbeiro
Saturday 8th of June 2024, 10:01:50 PM
Beautiful, statuesque, intelligent and a wonderful sense of humour.
Babyyive
Wednesday 5th of June 2024, 12:57:06 PM
Me enamoré
Tionna
Monday 3rd of June 2024, 01:44:44 AM
Kindness is a soft thing but strong enough to save someone's life
Beckjessop
Saturday 1st of June 2024, 09:51:54 AM
Fantastic unboxing.
Pingislife
Wednesday 29th of May 2024, 03:09:57 AM
the first one-