Euphemisms For Masturbation: Feb 24, 2017 · I made a list of 40 new euphemisms for female masturbation

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Stabbing the cat (Imagine what stabbing an invisible cat with an invisible knife on your lap would look like) Bashing the bishop. Here are some more.



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Spanking the Cebus capuchinus.



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Dialing the rotary phone. beat up your date.



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FLICKING the switch. EXCAVATING the tunnel of love.

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We have dozens upon dozens of verbal euphemisms for masturbation: jerking off, shucking the corn . Call of Duty: Warzone. Emptying the clown car. (You’re welcome.

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) I can’t promise that none of these have been used before, but I did try to avoid the most obvious/common phrases. caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile. Preparing the monologue. Polishing the skin flute. If you know any more, message me. In America, one might say beating off, passing math and, yes, dating Rosie Palm and her five friends. Finger painting. 6.